Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Choof Dog

King of the durry heads. If there is one thing he can do, it’s smoke a cigarette

Who does he think he is? Choof Dog?

by Vin84 July 3, 2021

Bagging The Dog

A non graphic way to say you put down the family dog.

Greg: Chelsea. I had to resort to Bagging The Dog.

by Paperburritoman September 2, 2023

Dog Shit decisions

Referring to a person making a very bad decision.
Just like dog shit.

Person 1: I decided to make my company go full AI!
Person 2: that's just some Dog Shit decisions.

by Buttergoblin2003 May 10, 2025

Flaming dog

The act of setting ones male reproductive organs on fire and having intercourse in the asshole.

“Yo a nigga had a flaming dog wit a bitch named carter last night.”

by QQQ69 August 28, 2018

Chattanooga chili dog

Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.

I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.

by Dickfitzenbottom June 19, 2020