I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

Heres something I whipped up

In the game Smite, playing as the smith of the gods, it is the act of placing a turret into the field of battle announcing it to your enemies in a somewhat cocky optimistic tone only to have said whipped up turret destroyed within seconds making his hours of whipping up his creation from scratch in his shitty forge down the ass.

Example of a scenario
Announcer: Your left phoenix is under attack.
Player 1: (VDD) Defend!
You*Defending the phoenix from 3 enemies*: "Heres something I whipped up"
*They destroy the turret within 3 seconds*
*Enemies destroy left phoenix**Enemies gank you*
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VER) You Rock!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!

by Mr Macho Goodie November 6, 2013

I lost my crap-petite!

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.

Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!

by devin1994 December 18, 2013

I wanna eat some box

Eating pussy

I wanna eat some box tonight

by Csgolord69 September 14, 2016

Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!

by Juice Banner December 21, 2016

i trip to make the fall shorter

I get stoned to ease the pain.

It's sad what I'm going through but I trip to make the fall shorter so as to cope.

by homegiirlwewe August 26, 2017

when opposites attract, i overdose

you say that when you love someone so much.

When opposites attract, I overdose

by 38473273 December 17, 2018