ass cream

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

by Dickwadd July 15, 2006

broke ass

To fart, pass gas or an event of flatulence.

Dude! Who broke ass?!

by cine0n November 27, 2004

Ass Hat

One who is such an asshole or a dumbassthey wear their ass for a hat on a regular bassis. As in their head is in their ass hole.

An alternative definition is a hat for one's donkey.

I do say, that man seems to have his head in his ass everyday. I do declare him to be an ass hat.

Or:

Sean's hat looks very nice.

by ko1n November 10, 2004

Ass Tampon

A douche bag that can't get over himself. Usually very unobservant and can't stop hanging out with someone well below their age. Very easy to lie to, and very self centered.

Person #1: Fuck that guy is an Ass Tampon!

Person #2: I know, I just want to knock his lights out!

by Double You EyE Ell Ell March 8, 2010

ass baby

When a female rhinosaurus gets knocked up by an alien from anal sex, later she has ass babies

Why hello Mabel, i havent seen you since our last scrapbooking party! By the way, have you seen that green rhinosaurus, the one that was ass-@#$%^ by the alien. She delivered an ass baby just last week.

by Pygmaliaa March 26, 2010

ass-balunker

taken from the chinese proverb-" if your chicken will not fry its probably because you are a rice, piece of shit, ass-balunker"- its used as a tail end of most insults which have you noticed have all started with "gay-ass" or "-ass" of some sort? o and by the way it means you either suck at life or toss old-people's salad.

Wow, ryan riceloft is a peguin-shit eating, ass-balunker. //or

Hey look at that lose, i bet he's such an ass-balunker.notice that could use either definition :)

by jew March 20, 2005

sophmore ass

One who hauls more ass than others.

Slow up Randy, you're haulin' sophmore ass!

by Clay February 25, 2004