Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.

She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."

by KrystalKamikaze February 27, 2020

Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 05, 2021

Twackin off

The act of texting and masturbating to a person you have never met.

Was Te'o caught twackin off or what!!? Asked Marion.

I guess man, why don't you text him. Said Peyton.

by Jadedfan January 18, 2013

The more you show off

A jealousy sentence or a counter for show offs.

Ugh, the more you show off, the more you're gonna be a dropout and going to be homeless. Jeez.

by RsUselessinformation March 29, 2022

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

hot off the roll

A recently taken picture.

Look at this pic I took hot off the roll

by Michael I Guess June 22, 2022

doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 04, 2017