swelled head

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".

One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.

by QuacksO April 09, 2020

Three Headed Nobbler

A Purple Dildo consisting of three dildos merged as one: A Three Headed Dildo.

Did you hear? Devin got nailed by a Three Headed Nobbler!

by PhatKid October 24, 2011

Tossed Salad Head

When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.

It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"

by Duggy Dog August 27, 2016

Mam head

Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam

Look at her! She's a right mam head!

by marcowh August 21, 2023

emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.

Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.

by Some bro dude September 11, 2017

surprise slow head

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

by treyweeezay November 17, 2013

Don't wreck your head over it

Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.

If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...

"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"

Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".

by JRBIV January 01, 2022