dog

the god of a dyslexic

an agnostic, dyslexic with insomnia is wondering if there's a dog in the middle of the night

by soypablonm September 3, 2022

Evans Dog

Evans dog is a word used to define a dog that is very cute; "Omg that dog is so Evans dog" "That cute is litteraly Evans dog" Most people use this word as a short term of amazingly cute.

"OMG! That dog is so Evans dog"
"That dog is litteraly the definition of Evans dog"

by Traxz September 4, 2022

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

Bella dog

that vegan teacher feeds her dog, VEGAN FOOD! you heard me. ps to vegan teacher: giving dogies vegan food is very bad.

bruh bella dog

by funnehgamez100 September 7, 2022

Dog

Bitch

Dame will you got a real bitch and I’m not just talking about your dog

by Your neighborhood gay September 7, 2022

Snoop Dog Cigarette

A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.

Whatsup Tiktok, I was just smoking a Snoop Dog Cigarette last night and was LIT!

by DobbaPhoenix September 7, 2022