To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
Get the Pulling the front bumper offmug. 
Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
Get the National Cut off people’s legs Daymug. by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017
Get the cross fuck offmug. Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018
Get the Crumpin Offmug. by :DD:D:D:::D:D:D:D:D January 21, 2017
Get the Shut Offmug. Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
by Stuffegg June 26, 2021
Get the Day offmug.