tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

hop off my meat

A saying which represents someone who wishes to cease be spoken about.

George: "yo, did you hear what andrew said???"
Andrew: "ay nigga hop off my meat"
george: "my fault og"

by hop off my meat March 01, 2023

Fresh Off The Fence

A person who has been recently released from prison.

Man, it is too soon for you to fall in love. You are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 October 25, 2015

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 21, 2015

gone off sun cream

When it looks like bird poo.

Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.

by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 May 28, 2012

Flip them off

Peace Among Worlds

Morty, you got to flip them off. I told them it means Peace among Worlds. How hilarious is that.

by Angry_Peanut_52 June 13, 2021