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National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.
Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!
by die potato April 20, 2021
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National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
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National Bunnies Day!

April 21 is the day to find a bunny,and have fun with it. Bunnies are underrated and so cute ❤️ If you have a bunny,spent time with it. When you’re doing your homework have your bunny next to you to comfort you. Happy National Bunnies Day!
Person: spends time with bunny
Person 2: why are you spending so much time with your bunny?
Person: it’s national bunnies day!
by I like Bunnies April 20, 2021
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National Vimepia Day

April 22nd is the National Vimepia Day, a.k.a my gf. please be nice to her I love her so much.

Vimepia is a popular celebrity now
Me: Hey Vime guess what it is today <3

Vime: shut your non binary ass up im looking at Ruv images

Me: It's National Vimepia Day but ok.
by doombinary April 20, 2021
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National nude day

National nude day is on the 20th of April. This is the day where you said nudes to people and you feel comfortable doing it. If a person sends you this you have to send nudes or any kind.
by Bob Bobby hi April 20, 2021
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National Tiddy Pic Day

April 20th is National Send A Tiddy Pic Day in Canada and the Inited States Of America. Founded by Alexander Graham Bell back in 2006.
Person 1. “Yo did you hear it’s National Tiddy Pic Day?”
Person 2. “Of course I did it’s a national holiday”

Person 2. *sends tiddy pic*
Person 1. Why thank you maddam you have made my day

Person 1. *tips fedora and leave*
by Fact Bot 100 April 20, 2021
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National Tiddy Pic Day

April 20th is National Send A Tiddy Pic Day in Canada and the Inited States Of America. Founded by Alexander Graham Bell back in 2006.
Person 1. “Yo did you hear it’s National Tiddy Pic Day?”
Person 2. “Of course I did it’s a national holiday”

Person 2. *sends tiddy pic*
Person 1. Why thank you maddam you have made my day

Person 1. *tips fedora and leave*
by Fact Bot 100 April 20, 2021
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