Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

Baby tent

A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.

Mike just hugged Lucy and he's totally got a baby tent.

by Polymerisation April 11, 2011

grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

by karma k December 20, 2012

baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her

Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.

by Malician January 10, 2025

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

my baby

Your boyfriend or girlfriend, something you can use if you don't want to mention his/her actual name.

"You're my baby," for example, means you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and another is for if you were to say "my boyfriend" without getting names involved.

by gamers are amazing October 19, 2021