National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does

Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.

by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023

National kiss your homies day

On Friday may 13th kiss your homies to prove your respect to them

National kiss your homies day “Yo it’s kiss yo homies day” “kisses”

by Kiss your homies day May 12, 2022

National Grab a Thigh Day

On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!

“Today’s National Grab a Thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”

by Idek:) June 4, 2019

National Send nudes day

On April 22, you must send all your nudes to you boyfriend, girlfriend, or your crush

My girlfriend just sent me all her nudes because it’s national send nudes day!!

by 42069eatassandsmoke April 20, 2019

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

national send ry booty pics month

The month of November is reserved for ry to get booty pics in his dms. Ry deserves booty pics in his dms EVERYDAY but it has been condensed into a singular month. send ry ass pics if you really love or appreciate him.

“Wow that guy Ry really deserves some booty pics let’s send them for national send ry booty pics month“

by uwu eboy November 2, 2020

National Pussy Licker

A pedophile who got struck by lightning.

Boy 1: This National Pussy Licker just licked my pussycat.

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023