by Cpbartwtylt13 February 14, 2018
To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
by Shantay March 08, 2022
One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
by Hamm and cheese October 30, 2017
by Nohomo2369 October 04, 2019
Tim: hey are you gonna chill with me and Joe today?
Steven: No, you know i dunned him off last week after what he did
Tim:oh. i knew you were mad but i didn't think he was dunned off
Steven: No, you know i dunned him off last week after what he did
Tim:oh. i knew you were mad but i didn't think he was dunned off
by Hazelgirl December 28, 2009
by Pupusa11 June 11, 2020