I am getting yanged after this postdoc. Hopefully, I will get a couple of adjunct positions at the local community colleges in the fall.
by teezzy October 20, 2012

Huskyz: Get er' goinnn Aleeccccccc!!!! Get your fucking Crewcab Goin!!
Alec: Oh muh gawd dude!! I'm frickin piassed out thereeesss!! WAAAAHHHHHH (Motor/Exhaust roars)
Alec: Oh muh gawd dude!! I'm frickin piassed out thereeesss!! WAAAAHHHHHH (Motor/Exhaust roars)
by HuskyBunzz November 30, 2014

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
by anonymous June 8, 2022

Waking up in the morning, rolling over and seeing Nick Nitray sprawled out on ur bed realizing u just joined chopped unc squid city.
by bottiebot2452 October 13, 2025

0%
by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH April 29, 2023

It is when you must disown your kid, he is a disappointment to your family and your bloodline, he not even get the a++++++++++++, so trash man, disown him else your bloodline corrupted.
Person 1: My son so good, he got the b minus
Asian man: YOUR SON GET THE B MINUS????? so trash, disown him.
Asian man: YOUR SON GET THE B MINUS????? so trash, disown him.
by Snaukball January 27, 2022

Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'm surprised he didn't get aids"
Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free
Crippled rugby player: "he really got off Scott-free"
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Getting off scott-free
by Wiley j October 1, 2017
