Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.

Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?

by DaStalka June 12, 2010

whale gang

fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks

wrenn thinks he's part of a whale gang, but really he's just white

by fuckenisabella November 9, 2019

Whale Teeth

When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.

"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."

by IVIiNi October 13, 2019

Sexy Whale

1. A stupid way to say Sexual

2. A Whale that is sexually attractive

"That is one Sexy Whale."

by InuOni September 22, 2013

Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.

Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.

by RamboThunder March 1, 2012

dying whale

My way of saying “I don’t really know, but I don’t want to let you know about not knowing so I said something random”

normal person: What do you want from me?
Me: dying whale

by Pie In Box September 11, 2018

Whale Singing

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.

by indysolo August 15, 2014