Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

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Vag Steak

Vagina meat. Not necessarily bad, but too much is undesirable.

That exam was total Vag Steak.

by Steak'n'Cheeto March 22, 2011

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Vag Snag

The female equivalent to "cock-block". The 'g' in vag doesnt have a 'j' sound.

Fat Broad: "That blonde thinks she gonna' take that hottie home? Well it's time for me to vag snag her ass!"

by VisexXxEvans April 20, 2010

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Haroon Vag

Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.

G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her

Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!

G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that

Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022

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