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Turkeys on the table

This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 20, 2010
mugGet the Turkeys on the tablemug.

turkey durk

A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs
Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.
by Can't Handle The Truth April 20, 2015
mugGet the turkey durkmug.

squeeze the turkey

When one takes a shit and it all come out at once
Last night at the party I almost had to squeeze the turkey
by PeachButt February 12, 2017
mugGet the squeeze the turkeymug.

Tory Turkey

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"
The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!
by Juanco March 3, 2023
mugGet the Tory Turkeymug.

Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.
Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!
by Bonetorno April 6, 2021
mugGet the Dry Turkeymug.

Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.
Why are you just turkey-lurking?
by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023
mugGet the Turkey-Lurkingmug.

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.
SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.
by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016
mugGet the Turkey farmmug.

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