Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"
by PikaGamer Spacemon January 23, 2018
Get the Captain Fantamug. Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vรฅr"
by big dick twins October 13, 2014
Get the captain sabertoothmug. Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019
Get the Captain crunchmug. A guy with so much testosterone, heโll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: ๐ถ๐ผ
Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
Get the Captain Russiamug. A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro September 16, 2015
Get the Captain Obviousmug. Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair
Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!
Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!
by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022
Get the Captain Numbnutsmug. The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying โbroโ so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
โMarvelous! Look! Itโs Captain Quasar!โ A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
by Patriot77๐บ๐ธ January 3, 2020
Get the Captain Quasarmug.