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Stupid Thinking

The art of thinking in a way that is not dramatically sharp-witted, therefore the person using this technique may have decisions or thoughts that is not very alike to what others would think as "normal".
Ted: Hey John I just found out that I have adapted to Stupid Thinking!

John: No Ted, you're just a fucking dumbass.
by dumbass19 August 6, 2019
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:thinking:

When you want to show in a humorous way that you have doubts about something. Most popular used on Twitch chats.
"Hm, what do I do now? :thinking:"
"I don't know If my teammates are good or bad :thinking:"
"Should I throw the game? :thinking:"
by Kholdie February 15, 2017
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Right thinking

Wrong, shit-head. The games and the content supplement to thought. The thought is either negative or positive (which is fine). And your positivity cult is both deranged and the literal cause of the exacerbation of the mental health issues you purport to solve.
Hym "Speaking of 'right thinking,' You ever see the sub-reddit for 'Therapyabuse?' That's the first thing I got when I googled that Seerut Chawla. As an observation, it seems like people aren't super thrilled about how that whole system works. I mean, you're literally delineating 'Right think' and 'Wrong think.' Like 1984! It's true! We're already there!"
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.
Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.
by public2 November 12, 2022
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I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
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Think

Why would I think it? Why would they insinuate it? Why would they feel entitled to getting away with it? If I were to do and/or insinuate that I would do a thing to a retard, would you feel contempt for for me if I felt entiled to getting away with it?
Hym "I think you would. I think if I insinuated that I would do a thing you thought was wrong you would try to punish me. Or at least insinuate that you would punish me for my insinuation. So.... Sorry, I guess. I know my shoes are a little soggy. It precipitates a lot where I live. Try not to get a rash..."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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