dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.

After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.

by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018

system safadown

An furry mendigo that likes noice food

system safadown food

by Bostar July 22, 2017

Plagiarized information synthesis system

The correct name for what is sometimes called AI

You "Did you see that google released a new Plagiarized information synthesis system ?"

"Wow. Does this PISS remove copyright from its training data even quicker than the previous PISS?"

by moose_mousse March 4, 2025

THE SYSTEM

Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.

The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free

by The Hattman November 4, 2020

Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!

I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.

by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024

reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016

The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022