ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

Sky

A very beautiful place

I want to be in the sky

by If you’re a bird, I’m a bird April 2, 2020

Suicide Sky Diver

The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.

I brought that girl home from tumbles and she let me hit the Suicide Sky Diver.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem

I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!

by StretchDude November 15, 2016

Sky Zone

The act of jumping off something in the zone of the sky. These things are usually skyscrapers, including the following: Trump Tower, World Trade Center, and, best of all, my dick.

"The best way to kill yourself is through Sky Zone, if I say so myself."

by Stufffromjosh January 6, 2020

Sky Check

that thing your cat does when she/he wants to go outside only to stand or sit there for a short period of time then come back in

*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*

"Ok fine" *opens door cat runs out then closes door and begins to walk away* "meow meow meow" "damn you cat and your sky checks

or

*cats meows at door for five minutes straight*

"Ok fine" *opens door cat sits there and looks out* "well which is it?" *five minutes later* "which is you blasted cat?! Are you done with you sky check?!!!

by Absol Night July 17, 2011

by the moon and the stars in the sky

When you make a promise that you can NEVER break

Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul

by Ballstickler October 7, 2023