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Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world
by Beanol April 28, 2025
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Sean Hughes

Have you met Sean Hughes?
He aight
by Aicrag Cire June 17, 2019
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Sean O - Spencer

Sean O - Spencer is a desperate guy who approaches girls through texting to have sex with, while they are in their periods. Just because he works for launch control, doesn’t mean he can launch d*ckpics to girls through texting
Sean O - Spencer: I use fake names to rape girls
Girl: Stop!
Sean O - Spencer: Shut up, I am rich!
by Cats2weed June 11, 2023
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Sean

(n) Usually of Irish American descent. Most Seans have a quick wit and tell inappropriate jokes. They are known to have a brain similar to a Macintosh computer and excel in Jeopardy. Seans tend to have exquisite taste in music and do not stick to one genre. Can be any music from Country & Western to HipHop/Rap. Seans are known to be wiggers but since they were raised in the trenches they get a pass. Seans can be found at most bars drinking Coronas and Fireball. Seans are loyal to their soil and cheer on their hometeams in sports. Seans are usually the person with the best gossip and also use the disclaimer "don't tell anyone, I don't need this coming back to me" . They definitely have "the gift to gab" and are full of one liners. They are one TikTok away from going viral.

Nicknames: SDot, SDizzle,SeanDon
-Who the hell is playing Kenny Rogers and 2pac on the jukebox!?!?
- Sean for suuurrreee
by Sdo415 November 23, 2021
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Sean

Sean has sex with old men and takes it up the bum a lot
by anonymous May 23, 2021
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Sean O’Neil

Every love story begins with a Sean
Sean actually invented love!

He’s a GOD of love

My one and only
My day one
My whole heart, my dove, my puppy, my prince, my KING, my sweetest sweetheart, my own little lamb, my senpai 🥺
The one who owns me mind body and soul
The only one to unlock me
All seconds of the day are spent thinking of him, fully taken
Every bone in my body aches for his soft handed touches
His sweet kisses
When he over powers me and takes charge is all I’ve dreamt about how intimacy should feel, he invented sex ffs!
His smile makes me gush, his ocean eyes make me paralyzed

Did I mention he’s super smoking hot? 🥵

His calming voice puts me in a trance

Everything he says even grumpy is not only adorable but it speaks to my heart in ways I didn’t think possible
His body language is not like anyone else,
It draws me in, he is magnetic
He doesn’t realize how deep or how gone I am, I’m truly off in space for this gorgeous deeply deeply romantic prince

I cannot fathom a single more second without him, every moment that clicks by without him feels like daggers to the chest
To think that anyone else could match his love, his personality, his care, the way he does every little single detail is insanity, NOONE no one can top who he is to me

I appreciate you 🥹
Dear sweet Sean O’Neil, will you make the happiest woman alive?

Katy & Sean 4 ever 🥰
by MaryLLLL June 8, 2022
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Sean

hym is the dragon!
weve got to locate hym!
"can we talk to hym?"
"talk, yes, but he cannot be convinced"
"does Sean trust you? does he know you've had the clean cut?"
"I don't know. he should. we are not here to draw a triangle, right, he should know."
"so hym is holding him hostage?"
"not sure. not sure. we should talk to Sean when hym is away gardening or grocery shopping"
"locate Sean then"
by Krkič April 10, 2019
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