The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.
Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.
by SarniaDrew April 09, 2010
when people keep doing things the same way they have always done because thats the way it was done when they got there they don't ask why they are doing it that way they just know thats the way they always done it
by Bulldog May 05, 2005
by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 09, 2004
by MJK October 08, 2005
A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 22, 2006
A bong monkey is like a little fairy god mother for stoners.
Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.
This is the typical work of bong monkeys.
Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.
This is the typical work of bong monkeys.
Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
1:Sweet man! I love the bong monkeys <3
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
by Jasey May 21, 2006
by Dr. RoXX January 19, 2006