Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020

shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

diet coke

Coca-cola but with no sugar

The diet coke tastes mid 🙄

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Diet Pepsi

The only Pepsi solely sold in 2L bottles in Bulgaria.

Eww, Diet Pepsi. Buy Diet Coke inst- oh, this is Bulgaria, they had Diet Coke until 2013.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

Diet-Downs

An unfortunate aesthetic affliction in which a person appears to have a slight case of Down's Syndrome.

Although Jane was indeed smart, she was often discredited as unintelligent because she had diet-downs. Everyone suspects that her parents were related before they were married.

by Sarcactus May 2, 2009

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Clinton diet

Used to describe a person from a small town in Indiana that is on meth

Look at that houser dude he has lost a lot of weight he must be on the clinton diet

by Thomass7784r September 19, 2020