whale gang

fake gang made by boomers and school shooters, to make them feel like a part of something when really they're just freaks

wrenn thinks he's part of a whale gang, but really he's just white

by fuckenisabella November 9, 2019

Fail Whale

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.

Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.

by RamboThunder March 1, 2012

Drown a Whale

adj. when one must urinate so badly so if they were to adhear to the sole operation of guiding the entire yellow stream into a whales blow hole, the beast would suffocate and technicaly drown. hence whale drowning.

Dude you were in there takin that leak forever, did you drown a whale?

by DaStalka June 12, 2010

Whale Teeth

When a female with braces gives head and gets pubes stuck in her braces.

"Bro she was giving me head last week and got whale teeth after getting caught up in my pubes."

by IVIiNi October 13, 2019

Sexy Whale

1. A stupid way to say Sexual

2. A Whale that is sexually attractive

"That is one Sexy Whale."

by InuOni September 22, 2013

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 3, 2009

Whale Wars

A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.

Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen

by Ella Hope October 23, 2013