Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Doughty

Not scared, One who is not scared to go above and beyond EMS skills that are not even known by man kind

Tom Doughty once saved a deer's life my decompress its collapsed lung. Only for the deer to get up prance away. As the deer prance away Tom shot the deer swat style and made deer steaks for dinner for everyone on crew.

by Swat or not March 31, 2009

Tom Banner

Tom Banner is a bloodclart gstar and is a proper geezer. Man loves to play Fish Game still when he is white boy wasted and is with bare gyaldem in his crib. I love you Thomas xxxxxxxxx

Jamal: Where has my large collection of girlfriends gone?
Labronx Labronx Sanders: My drilla Tom Banner has taken them all for personal use as man is rather white boy wasted.
Jamal: What a silly delinquent!!!

by Xx._WomanLover_.xX October 16, 2021

shirtless tom

When a hot bodied boy/man named Tom is requested to take his shirt off for others amusement or for sexual reasons.

Can i get a shirtless tom in the chat?

I'm so keen for a shirtless tom right now!

by JRosey April 9, 2020

tom holland

the only good person in this family bcus he isnt ginger

wow hes not ginger
hes def a tom holland

by britballz69515234 March 12, 2021

tom oldfield

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.

see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.

by mattpinkgreen January 3, 2022

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021