stupid dunky

Being a stupid dunky is not always something you should be sad about. Being a stupid dunky includes not being stupid enough to be considered a donkey, you are often compared to a horse girl/boy but your friends always correct them. If you're a stupid dunky then you are one of a kind and tend to over sell being a stupid dunky. If you have a stupid dunky in your life never let them go, because god knows what would happen if they were alone.

"Um Linda?"
"Yes, Karen?"
"The horse girl is trying to sell your kids on the black market again.."
"Oh Linda you mean that stupid dunky! Dont worry she won't make it through logging into her computer."
"Haha, you're right Karen."
"*knee slap* classic stupid dunky."

by GoofyGoobersUnite March 26, 2020

I'm with stupid

Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.

Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 5, 2022

stupid scoot

an ugly mini schnauzer that smells horrible and is super aggressive towards mucag

Ew! stupid scoot!

by Mootus April 12, 2021

Adamant Stupidity

The willful or unknowing act to continue on said course of stupidity even when proof of said stupidity was provided.

You know he's been dead for five minutes why do you continue with this adamant stupidity when the end result won't change.

by sentryisdeath June 22, 2016

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

halloween stupidity

Being stupid on Halloween.

person 1: what did you do for Halloween?
person 2: doorbell ditching. just that.
person 1: thats Halloween stupidity...

stop using Halloween stupidity or you will have to go to boarding school next year.

by how did you find this October 30, 2021

smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012