When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.
Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”
by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017
Get the left hand textingmug. by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019
Get the Eyebrows left the severmug. 
Ink absorbed on both the heel and fingers of the left hand, resulting from a left handed person writing with an ink pen and smearing his/her own newly inked text as they etch across the page from left to right.
Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.
by jawa nomad June 16, 2017
Get the left hand blackmug. State-backed individual that is extremely bacist and has extremely far left political view and denies verifiable fax on a near daily basis.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
Get the Extreme Left Bacistmug. When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.
Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.
by Scotty Nice May 16, 2023
Get the Lopey Left Eyemug. A very rare occurrence.
This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.
The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
This is when a man gets one punched by the passenger of a parked car while trying to chirp him.
The beauty part is, not only does the man get one punched by a left hook, the left hand is also holding a slice of little ceasars pizza to really make the guy look like a peasant!
Buddy, did you see that guy outside the bar last night take a slice of pizza off the face and get knocked out at the same time?
Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.
Fucking chump...
Ya that was a wicked LITTLE CEASAR LEFT!!
Thats what u get for chirping.
Fucking chump...
by The squash PUMA October 20, 2016
Get the Little Ceasar leftmug.