If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta
by RandyWarren September 11, 2025
Get the Jeff The Killermug. Jeff is commonly used as a name for a duck however it can be used as a human name e.g Nyaphy Jeff Jeff
Jeff went for a walk with nymphal Jeff Jeff
by Jessyttt October 15, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. "jeff boh-zohs"
Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
by irobuang August 30, 2025
Get the Jeff Bozosmug. jeff is everybodys best friend
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff
"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
by Sr. Swaggio July 26, 2022
Get the Jeffmug. noun / myth / urban legend)
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
Girl 1: Yo, did you see that guy doing one-handed push-ups while reciting Shakespeare and solving a Rubik’s cube?
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
by K2darizzle May 16, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. A large dick head who thinks he's better than everyone else and like a to treat kids who do nothing like crap, he also likes to suck big dick and is a pussycat when it comes to sucks. He likes to treat your mom like shit
by clownAssMotherFucker March 16, 2019
Get the Jeffmug.