Jeff

A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.

Jeff called me a fake friend after I had to cancel on him once.

by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022

Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight

The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book

by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019

Alabama Jeff

A cool kid; someone who owns a fidget spinner and spins the shit out of it whilst playing Minecraft on Windows 98, all while making a video on cool spinner tricks.

OH SHIT! DURV IS AN ALABAMA JEFF!!!!

by underscoretwitter May 27, 2017

Jeff

A bold man who believes in Santa Claus who is incredibly good at debate and roasting students

Person: I believe
Jeff: I believe in Santa Claus

by Jeff Lover #1 April 5, 2022

Jeff Josey

The bestest chungy

Jeff josey is big chungy

by Ysect May 9, 2019

Jeff

That Fatest And Stupidest Criminal On Henry Danger Portrayed By: Ryan Grassmeyer

Captain Man: It Looks Like Someone Just Robbed The Bank
Kid Danger: Well Who Did That? Captain Man: Oh My God!
Kid Danger: What!!
Captain Man: Jeff Was The Criminal Who Robbed The Bank!!!
Kid Danger: How Could He Do That He’s The Most Stupidest Criminal In Swellview!!!
Captain Man: I Know!!

Kid Danger: Lets Go
Captain Man: Lets Blow A Bubble
Kid Danger: And Stop Some Trouble
Captain Man: Good Rhyme
Kid Danger: Thanks
Captain Man: Now Lets Go

by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 22, 2019

jeff runs to the gas

"jeff runs to the gas" is a term used to describe a black teen running from their school to the gas station across from their school.

zach "yo you see that bucktee running to the gas"

lucas "ya fam guy moving like a wasteyute fr"

zach "hes back at it again fam, jeff runs to the gas more like wasteyute runs from the 0 5"

by jeff runs to the gas October 5, 2018