hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.

We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.

by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015

Hood-Ratery

The verb for doing hood rat shit.

"what's going on? Not shit, just the usual hood-ratery"

by Sarahcon1219 March 17, 2019

sophisticated hood

An idividual that is classy, yet has ghetto tendacies.

Woman 1: How was your date last night?
Woman 2: It was great. He was sophisticated hood!

by socialninja13 September 29, 2017

Rubbing hood

Female masturbation

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 14, 2016

Robin Hood

The practice ran by Welfare State, when goverment set the irrational (too high) taxes for workers and enterprises (the rich) to pay no-lifers, immigrant snowflakes, and parent's basement resident (The Poor)

Ponzi Scheme at it's finest

Robin Hood mechanism reminds me to Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme, but inverted (the rich must pay the poor)

If no one could pay the irrational taxes, such as due to natural disaster or pandemy like Coronavirus/COVID19, then a country will be doomed (collapse)

by Sir. B May 17, 2020

Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.

Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom

by 562_Grito April 26, 2021

puss hood

The flap of fat that hangs down and covers the vagina, also known as a FUPA.

Wow look at Diane's puss hood.

by puss hood September 15, 2016