Grape

n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.

v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.

Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!

Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!

by Headstone October 11, 2011

Grape Prancing

Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.

Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.

Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.

by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011

Graped

When someone posts on someone's google+ profile posing as the profile's owner usually to make the profile owner look like a creep.

Ste graped me.

by Steve Slater September 23, 2011

grape

A euphemism for rape.

He tried to grape me!

by slippery_trousers October 14, 2023

Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

Grape

everybody knows what a fucking grape is

"Grape?"
"Fuck you"

by FentanylCat October 21, 2023

Goopy Grapes

A delicacy of grapes glazed with Sour Creame, Cream Cheese, sugar, and to top it off Issacs Special Sauce.

When asked how long it takes to make his world famous " Goopy Grapes" Issac responded,d, On a good day two minutes"

by anonymous January 5, 2024