a.) n. one who dobbs dirt.
b.) v. the act of sticking one's penis head in another's anus while the receiver shits violently.
b.) v. the act of sticking one's penis head in another's anus while the receiver shits violently.
My girlfriend likes dirt dobbers because she wants to wait until she is married before any penis goes into her vagine... And she has a harder time shitting out of her vagine.
by ThisEverett October 2, 2007
Get the Dirt Dobbermug. A broad term applicable to those who reek of cigarettes, cheap body spray, and 84 chrysler lebaron. These folks are highly adept at pop culture but lack any semblance to intelligence, but they will disguise this by saying they are street smart. Usually dirt merchants will know everything about every topic. The men usually grow unusually long goatees because they think it is intimidating.
Dude your friend who works down at the cabinet shop who thinks he has a cool grow room with flourescent lights and owns that damn dog thats outta control and jumps all over you when you come in is a total dirt merchant.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.
by ttmike42 January 12, 2009
Get the Dirt merchantmug. by Gothicks June 29, 2009
Get the dirt popsiclemug. them crooked as cops that be pullin you over and takin your shit for themselves. or commitin acts of excessive violence.
by Cefdogg April 8, 2006
Get the dirt dirtymug. by BenFisher89 May 28, 2008
Get the dirt devilmug. by Chompholic February 6, 2007
Get the dirt smearermug. by EKarpo May 28, 2008
Get the Dirt wormmug.