Fun Bear

When your wife, or any other woman, enters a room in such a miserable mood, that she could suck the fun out playing black jack at a casino strip club with your midget best friend.

Somebody give the fun bear some fucking honey before she ruins the party!

by Lone Ranger636 November 14, 2010

bitter bear

The animal equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Mike: Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Val: Don't be such a bitter bear.

by Ms. Downer May 20, 2009

Baby Bear

A name given to a gorgeous woman who can be a bit angry at times but still cute.

Louise is having a bad day but she is still my baby bear

by Swallymallly12 April 18, 2018

Jonah Bear

The most amazing guy in the world! Sexy, smart, funny as hell & amazing in bed!! Every girl needs their own!!

Jonah Bear is on his way home with Chinese food and a movie.

by Pookerson August 26, 2011

Bear toss

noun: a new market term that describes an argument or action that directly affects the market price positively.

A successful bear toss this morning by a new ASIC developer brought bitcoin's market price up 20%.

Before leaving Wikileaks, Julian Assange made a failed attempt at a bear toss by claiming that the US government was supporting bitcoin.

by Franklin D. Rosevelt May 7, 2013

Eddie Bear

a pet name used to describe a thicc boy who is kind of dumb and childish but hot and good at sex

Damn bro, I’m finna make that boy my Eddie Bear.

by succandskate June 19, 2019

Nervous Bear

1) When a person's scent reflects how a bear might smell when under stress or when faced with a challenging situation.

I was going to go to the concert with Louise, but she was smelling a bit nervous bear so I went with my mum instead.

by Thom Gins March 16, 2008