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raising tents

Metaphor for getting a boner under what is usually a blanket, but can also be a jacket or shirt (as long as it's thin enough so that the boner still shows). This phrase comes from the boner acting as the mast that holds up tents (blanket or sheet, for instance).

Morning wood is a specific situation when raising tents occur.
In the darkness of the room, with nothing but the flashing light of the screen, Alex felt himself getting a boner from the hot intimate scene. "Look, guys! He's raising tents!" Angela said as she pointed at Alex's clearly growing lump between his legs.
by just_ask_me September 24, 2011
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Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault
Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed
by Games from Mega November 29, 2011
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beta test

The last stage of testing for a computer product prior to commercial release. Beta testers are usually real users who are offered a free down load or product to try out and are asked for feedback.
George, "Hey, Where did you find this new app on your phone and how can I get it?"

Sara, "Sorry, babe, it's a beta test and not available yet".
by Noopyhi November 10, 2013
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Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.
Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.
by dawnmusic December 20, 2016
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acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.
Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'
by Doctor Octer May 25, 2018
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Standardized Test Fright

Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.
To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.
by old_standardized_tester November 5, 2018
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The Ass Reflex Test

A test that tests the reflexes of your ass
Did you do the ass reflex test?
Yes my ass's reflexes are very fast
by ASaShA November 9, 2010
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