Fanum tax

“Taxing” something (Aka stealing or taking)

I got fanum taxed! (I got my stuff stolen) … I am fanum taxing (I steal stuff)

by ondatra August 14, 2024

Stupid Tax

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…

I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.

by Fansypants May 22, 2022

Tax Stuff

The title of the folder you keep your tentacle hentai in.

Where is your tentacle hentai folder?
It is the one labeled "Tax Stuff"
Okay, thanks!

by DJAesthetic January 23, 2018

fanum tax

when your friends have food and you take a portion... collecting your tax

"your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, i just wanna be your sigma."

by dezzzzznutzzzz January 22, 2024

fanum tax

Slang for stealing food from a friend.

For example my friend always pretends to “fanum tax” my Pringles

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

by Wojach May 9, 2023