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When you switch phone numbers with someone’s mom so you can get her phone number and switch the numbers back to normal only to call that persons mom and ask her how to stroke yourself so good to the point where not only cum,urine also comes out of your schlunga-bunga
Person one:Yo can we switch?
Person two:AYO
Person one:WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE-
by Paxso-Africano February 17, 2024
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Finger Switch

When you put your finger up your dad's ass and he puts his up yours and you switch and suck it
Yeah I'm excited for the new nintendo finger switch
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*
by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025
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Switch Slided

To be unexpectedly tricked by a bait-and-switch into watching, "Ima Gonna be the One" music video by Three Beat Slide. A spiritual cousin of the Rick Roll.
I thought it was a serious link about new discoveries of ancient Egyptian tombs, but instead of Egyptian artifacts, all I got was three overly happy musicians singing on railroad tracks. I got Switch Slided!
by Three Beat Slide August 11, 2025
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Switches get bitches

Switches get Bitches

Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.

This is usually followed by the statement

bags are for f**s

Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.

While true lowriders get all the females…
Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …
by Donpedrolowriding May 30, 2022
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Sex Switch

When you give a blowjob and get fucked at the same time, usually in a threesome with 2 guys and a girl.
Dude, let's sex switch this girl
by thebestaround69 March 4, 2019
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Up the switch

A term referring to pulling a Glock (Or pistol) from your waistband, modified with an Auto sear as seen in examples I.e. mounted on the back plate of a Glock.

This term can be loosely applied to rifles as-well.
"Boy I'm really bout to up the switch on yo lame ass"

"Nigga you better get your crazy talking ass outta here before i up the switch on you"
by That Dictionary Dude May 19, 2024
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