the conversation during a coochie surprise:
girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."
girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."
by Cunt Punter January 31, 2007
Get the coochie surprise mug.From the movie, "Idiocracy". It is the name that the machine gave the main character, Private Joe Bauers when he was getting his UPC code tattooed on his arm. After that, he was called "Not Sure" throughout the movie.
Female Reporter: It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.
President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
by Ingridd August 3, 2008
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by Ze German November 4, 2007
Get the Surefire mug.1. For a female, a male friend who takes the place of a boyfriend when she is single. Generally speaking, a close male friend who is there emotionally, but is not receiving physical pleasure from the relationship.
2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.
2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.
Troy - so Dave, Candice came over to your place last night to talk huh?
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.
(6 months later)
Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.
(elsewhere)
Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.
(6 months later)
Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.
(elsewhere)
Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.
by ChipGirl August 19, 2008
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I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos
by oogens September 16, 2007
Get the facebook surprise mug.A problem that occurs when a left handed person smears as the write causing in areas of the hans turned silver.
by Proto Assassin October 27, 2013
Get the silver surfer syndrome mug.*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch
Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.
by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012
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