Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

Talkeetna surprise

When one poops in a toilet and without flushing another poops in same toilet. Causing toilet to clog and one's poop to bob around.

That toilet is total talkeetna surprise

by Hazzah#1 April 23, 2018

tuna surprise

a fishy ass pussy

she has a tuna surprise she probably doesn't wash her cooter.

by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma January 5, 2021

A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!

"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"

by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016

Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.

I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".

by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010

Skinless surprise

Most animal penises

My dog showed me his skinless surprise the other day, I was pretty impressed”

by Papihoudini June 28, 2019

talkeetna surprise

When you poop in the toilet and leave it for someone else to find but someone else comes behind you and poops on top it for the third person to find.

On a girls trip, we left our friends a talkeetna surprise. They had to grab a plunger by the third trip to the bathroom in order to clear the poop left from the first two.

by TalkeetnaScat April 23, 2018