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Muhammad Straight

A hand in any type of Poker game i.e. Texas Hold'em. The hand consists of 4 cards of any suit in a row compared to 5 cards in a row that comprises a normal straight. Similarly, 4 cards in a row of the same suit is referred to as a Muhammad Straight Flush and when applicable, a Muhammad Royal Flush.
Danny - "Ok, flip them."
Muhammad - "I have a straight."
Mike - "Well, that beats my two pair... wait you only have 4 in a row"
Danny - "Haha. That's a Muhammad straight."
Muhammad - "FUCK!"
by Daaanny-booooy March 2, 2011
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Super Straight

Super single
Super Small
Transphobic AS FUCK
Social Reject
Virgin
Stupid Ass: I'm Super Straight
Intelligent Person: Eww GTFOutta here
by Gamer^>KiTTen+ March 17, 2021
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straight edge

An incredibly closed-minded twat who lives in a world ruled by government propaganda. Their lifestyle (is supposed to) consist of:no drinking, no drugs and no casual sex; very boring in other words. They tend to be stubborn and angry and write x's on their hands, also fall out of this fad within a year or two.
Straight edger:you stupid fucking pot heads!
normal human being: shutup you stupid closed-minded fucker!
straight edger: *runs away*
by asdfdsasdfdsa August 19, 2006
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Super Straight

A social reject that is usually transphobic.
They say they are only attracted to 'pure' people of the opposite gender. What that means we are still unsure
Person 1: I'm trans
Super straight: I'm not attracted to you, you aren't a pure (gender)
by a jar of jam April 14, 2021
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Straight talking

A euphemism for arrogant, cocky, rude or bitchy
(Guy1 shoves over old man in the street)

Other passer by says "Hey watch where you're going buddy!! You should be more considerate"

Guy1 replies "Nobody cares what you have to say honey now run the fuck on with your ugly self"

Passer by helps old man whilst Guy1 minces away thinking "I don't take shit from nobody, I'm straight talking"
by agreeableexpression June 2, 2010
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Straight Face

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/
by Chaptaz July 20, 2009
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Super straight

Gay Men / women that have a kink for piss/shit/slavery role play during sexual activities they also have a kink for kids under 18+ when over 18+
“Hey don’t you think you girl is so hot”No I’m super straight but that boy that’s under 18 is really hot even tho I’m over 18
by Br00k2G March 9, 2021
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