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Grand Ball Seizure

When a male's testicals are revealed for the first time in an intimate setting, the size of the balls or scrotum cause a reaction of shock and/or awe by the person viewing them.
Hillary had a grand ball seizure when Joe dropped his pants.
by Happysun May 18, 2015
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Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.
A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.
by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017
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my pony had a seizure

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Bunk up my(/the) steez

Several words tethered together loosely to form a phrase, coined by the very definition writing creature of whom is writing right now, Sorbet/Sobek/whateverthehjonk.

The individual meanings are as follows:

“Bunk up”, similar to fuck up, but slightly lighter

“Steez”, either something to do with personal style, or a vibe you got goin’ from something.

Collectively these words of which coalesce into a phrase form the aforementioned, which in whole means to throw off a vibe/resonating frequency, or to otherwise “cramp on one’s style”.
Jeff: Man, Discord crashing bunked up the steez real good.

talking moose (named Kyle): Jeff what the hell does that even mean are you okay.

(Bunk up my(/the) steez)
by Doctor Sobek June 21, 2022
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Sourant's Seizure

A seizure and stroke combination that causes one half of the body to sag while the other half is convulsing. Very rare affliction.
We lost Nick today, he had a Sourant's Seizure. It was a mess.
by anonymous October 14, 2023
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Cheesin’ My Steez

Cramping my style, throwing off my groove, etc.

Past tense: cheesed my steez
Present tense:

Jack Black: Anyway, my name’s JB. Just rolled into town.

KG: Would you give me some space? You’re kinda cheesin’ my steez.

JB: Ah dude, I’m sorry.

Past tense:

Kuzco : Dude! You cheesed my steez!

Guard : I'm sorry, but you've cheesed the Emperor's steez.

Old Man : Sooooorry!
by Heretakemeinstead December 18, 2023
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Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.
by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024
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