Santa

The guy that dyslexic devil worshipers sell their souls to.

(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.

by -lovemetal January 5, 2008

Santa

a fat old man who wears red and smokes a lot of pot which is why hes always laughing.

satan

damn look at santas's shit!

santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin

i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins

by 08ersk8erh8er January 11, 2004

Stanton

Someone not qualified for their job whatsoever.

Man, that teacher knows nothing about that subject. He is such a Stanton.

by Bob McJimmis April 23, 2006

Santa Syndrome

A person who conclude god isn't real when he finds out santa isn't real.

There's no good example for Santa Syndrome.

by Crakso October 19, 2010

santaception

The act of Santa implanting false memories of buying gifts into the minds of parents to convince them that they are leaving the presents for the kids.

Joey: Hey why do my parents tell me they get me the gifts and that you're not real!?

Santa: Santaception young lad, santaception!

by radio_punch October 28, 2013

Santa Ana

Ghetto city in Orange County, I lived there for a few years. Bad traffic, Over-populated, High Crime, Sketchy People, Worst place to get a girlfriend (pregnant if not soon to be), Murders/Stabbings, Too many gangs

Santa Ana Dude: Hey did you hear that she boned so and so behind his back?

Santa Ana Dude 2: Yeah, Don't say anything though and lets pretend to be his friend so he can take us to partys

by Tu Padre April 14, 2012

santa

santa
satan
same letters, same guy...

satan = satan

by steph January 2, 2004