Champ-Stamp

Like the female tramp-stamp but for dudes that are tryin a little too hard to be cool and end up looking like a dork.

Champ 1: Yo mate, I got me a tattoo of of a broken heart with barbed-wire around it and "mom" across it.

Mate 1: Cool, where, are your arm or chest?
Champ 1: No, Scooter, it's on me lower back(turns around and lifts shirt to display tatt)
Mate 1: Ahh, lovely Champ-Stamp, Litte scooter!

by SquirrelMan101 May 31, 2025

asshole stamp

When two men are gay and one of them sticks there balls in another’s asshole.

I went to Disney land and one of the workers asked me to asshole stamp his buddy who was making him horny. The guy that asked me didn’t have balls so he couldn’t do it himself.

by Nolanparrish220 January 22, 2018

doughnut stamp

when you spread your ass cheeks and put your dirty/greasy or for perfection and finesse... swamp assery on any exposed skin on some ones body and leave and impression of a doughnut.

1. I just had the green apple squirts and totally doughnut stamped ben on his face.

2. I totally got doughnut stamped last night for passing out with my shoes on.

by red meat November 27, 2011

pudden stamp

The mark a females dogs hooha makes on concrete when she is in heat and still bleeding and sets down

Dixie left a pudden stamp in the shop when she sat down beside me. I need a couple Clorox wipes.

by EddieGirl October 15, 2023

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

nick stamp

No hoes

Nick stamp gets no hoes

by Bigdaddyitaly August 6, 2016

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015