Squibsy

The end of a male's genitalia shaped like a bell.

Never forget to wash your Squibsy!

by Squibsman October 27, 2010

Squid

A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.

Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"

Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."

Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"

Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."

Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."

Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."

Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."

OR

Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"

Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."

Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."

Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."

by 115QT February 20, 2011

squid

A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.

Who's that new kid across the street?
Oh, he's just the new squid.

by 90stelevision December 12, 2012

Squid

A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless

Joe: "Look at Steve over there he's double dialing the prison phones"

Lucus: "Wow what a squid"

by number87 December 18, 2012

squickle

The combination of a squeeze and the tickle that results from that squeeze.

She squickled my knee when driving- making me giggle.

by sonyotto March 4, 2014

squaping

The act of putting yogurt into your anus with the intent of expelling into your partners mouth. Multiple flavours can be used, pudding may also be an option but there is not documentation of it being used.

'my girlfriend and I tried squaping this weekend, I was pleasantly surprised'

by Slygal88 November 28, 2015

Squid Dick

I dick that usually takes the appearance of a squid and typically ugly AF.

Some pranksters decided to troll on omeagle to look for some squid dick.

"Send us a dick pick ;) "

"Sure thang boo"

*sends pick*

"Haha lol u have a squid dick ugly af."

by Nacho chick October 10, 2016