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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
by Geigs33 June 13, 2018
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Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain
Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.
by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018
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Shitty good

When your life kinda sucks, but you're not dead or hooked on crack.
Alejandro: "Hey rice, how have you been buddy?"
Rice: "Eeehhh... I just got fired from work but the doc says I dont have colon cancer after all... Guess I'm doin' shitty good"
by Rice brocoin May 28, 2018
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Spittin Kimchi

To reprimand someone with something they have done in the past that you’ve been keeping bottled up “fermenting
Attacker: Don’t break my phone like you did with my scooter in Middle School.

Victim: Why you spittin kimchi at me for something I apologized for?
by JayOhAitchEn September 22, 2018
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Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.
by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019
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