Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

smarts mill middle school

go to this school only if you want a good hookup with a teacher or to overdose on cocaine. 🥺🥺🥺

*snorts* OUGH YES
of you must have gone to smarts mill middle school

by nononononopleaseno October 21, 2021

Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

In 2012, Smart Balance acquired Udi’s Healthy Foods, and the parent company was renamed Boulder Brands

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

Smart

Me

Me are Smhart smart i am

by HelloPeoplr25839 January 16, 2018

Smart

Not you.

You are NOT smart.

by Hdkwoskxnxnakqodjdndhjrkelakxn December 29, 2021