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Simona is a women that loves Beauty
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises
And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy
But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to
Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
She hates sniffing and loud noises and sometimes quite noises
And anything that’s alive.
Unless it’s got fur and that’s more important that anything.
She likes to drive... her buggy
But isn’t very good at going up and down curves or other obstacles.
Her reversing skills always leave a lot to
Be desired.
We wanted to put learner plates on the buggy but unfortunately it’s plastic and we only had the magnetic ones in the shop.
On a good day you can see her grinning, looking like a bunny rabbit, on a bad day, you will get absolutely obliterated for having a cold.
Sometimes she farts in her sleep and then denies it, legend has it she can smell what you’re doing from over seas.
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"Bro...same ive been crying after simona for a year...yeah i prolly got it too !"
"Bro...same ive been crying after simona for a year...yeah i prolly got it too !"
by Ivskivs March 24, 2020
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A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.
They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
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