speedbomb

vaporizing heroin and crack together in a lightbulb

Last friday i did a speedbomb and jizzed in my pants.

by Jonthespot March 24, 2009

speed bump

What surfers refer to as someone in the water on a body board or boogie board. AKA sponger.

"That stupid speed bump dropped in on my wave!"

by soulovely April 1, 2010

Shpee

Code word for vape often used by high school kids

Do you have a shpee on you?
Come shpee with me?
Do you have my shpee?

by Ommandingo November 5, 2019

High Speed Download

A case of diarrhea where the feces escapes the anus at very high velocities. The shit is usually quite watery, which allows for smooth flow out of the asshole. A stomach ache usually precedes a high speed download and the person feels quite relieved after it is complete.

I just took a high speed download, and now I feel great.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.

by cfabbriumd December 26, 2008

dick speed

the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.

I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.

by smendez May 4, 2010

high speed lane change

When a man is fornicating with a woman, and his thrust is so intense that his penis exits the vagina and is inserted into the woman's anus.

Man 1: Dude, I was banging Shelly too hard, and I accidentally got my dick in her pooper.

Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.

by laineDdednaHdeR June 8, 2021

speedballing

speedballing refers to mixing herion and cocaine. both substances can be mixed together and snorted. or injected if you're extremely dumb. apparently it gives the feeling of falling down an escalator. it confuses the heart, because herion is a "downer" and cocaine is an "upper." so herion slows the heart down while cocaine speeds it up. its an easy way to have a heart attack if you aren't careful. yet to be experinced haha.

last night, i decided to try speedballing dude. it was fuckin ridiculous; i didn't even know what was going on.

by OhhhhhxNOoooo10 May 23, 2009