shirts for skirts

When a girl wears an item of clothing sold as a shirt as a dress (ie. without pants). Shirts for skirts is often coupled with ass hanging out, or constant tugging at the bottom of the shirt to prevent this occurance.

Jack: I can see that chick's chouger!
Jack and Jill (heckling): SHIRTS FOR SKIRTS!

Jill: That girl has the same shirt as me...
Jack: Yeah but she's not wearing pants! shirts for skirts!

by I wear pants October 6, 2009

wolf shirt bitch

A person, usually female, who wears wolf shirts all the time. Almost always rescues animals, wears naruto gloves, is a feminist, loves emo music but hates being called emo, "dislikes labels", has the most unfounded opinions of everything and is likely to be chubby. The kind of chubby where you could easily demonstrate it with a paper bag full of potatoes and sour milk. She also claims to be "random" when she shouts dumb shit for no reason. Will definitely date the chubby dude who loves Linkin Park well into his early twenties. Should fucking die.

"You should care about whales because they are people too." - A fucking idiot wolf shirt bitch.

by Kabilakovski November 26, 2014

White Shirts

Slang term for cocaine, often used as code over text messages.

"Yo dawg, you got any more of them white shirts, how much they go for?" , "Yeah bro, they go for 80$ each."

by 187originals November 21, 2017

shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005

stain on my shirt

see double-barrel buck shot
-Another thing to complain about

"Soy un Perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why doncha kill me?"

by Rane July 16, 2004

shithead

A name you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when they say or do something stupid. A compliment to their ignorance. It implies that they must have shit in their head for a brain.

"You shithead" ....right after they just disclaim that Africa is a state.

by Sheila G July 7, 2006

blue shirt guy

-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball

He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.

by Walter Owl February 6, 2009