by kokichiswife January 13, 2021
Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions
by dela lama January 26, 2023
by Distressing Coleman November 9, 2022
A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.
Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.
by Magic cucumber December 15, 2021
by Aaa-ron June 21, 2021
I'm going to shart yourself
by Aaa-ron June 21, 2021