Tipping the scales
* Someone talking crazy* You: Aye man don't make me tip the scales.
*Sarah passes her exam* her friend: daaaaaaaaaamn you tip the scales.
* Someone talking crazy* You: Aye man don't make me tip the scales.
*Sarah passes her exam* her friend: daaaaaaaaaamn you tip the scales.
by Tip the scales June 18, 2022
Get the Tipping the scalesmug. When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 7, 2021
Get the Depression Scalemug. A system of quantifying how attractive a female is by placing her on a scale of 1-10, with ten being the most hot and one being grotesquely unattractive.
Matt: Yo, I think sarah is pretty hot!
Josh: Yeah, I'd say 8 out of 10 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale.
Josh: Yeah, I'd say 8 out of 10 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale.
by MeltedMig August 31, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractiveness scalemug. A sort of poll that attention seeking females ask innocent people to involve themselves in in vain hope of it making them feel better about themselves. I would personally advise to never participate in these polls, as there is no right way to answer them. With an attractive person, voting low can make you seem petty and spiteful. If you vote high, all you are doing is feeding their already inflated ego. They know they look good. With an uglier person, the situation is even more delicate. Vote low, and you seem like an asshole for telling the truth and will surely hurt the asked. Vote high, and you seem like a lier. Don't partake. It's dangerous.
by Mr Kyte! September 22, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractiveness scalemug. by amelia07 April 4, 2021
Get the michael scalesmug. This is a things that people use when they are looking for someone to date, bored or in a very unusual case a hobby. Whether you realise you use it or not you always think, is that woman attractive? Now the easy way is to rate someone from 1-10, 1 being blindingly ugly and 10 bening stunningly beautiful.
by TheWordMister September 15, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractiveness scalemug. Scale used at Susquehanna university to determine the rating of an individuals appearance. It is an automatic +2 to what the individual would be rated out of 10 due to the lack of attractive people on campus
by Ogweedmaster69 July 1, 2022
Get the susky scalemug.